me:
“I wish I had gills. Then I could live in the water. I’d be a creature of myth. Nobody would be sure if I really exist or not.”
aaron:
“So you’d be a mermaid?”
“No, I’d be a siren.”
“You’d be a villain, then.”
“No, see, most sailors were probably assholes, because they were going around trying to conquer land and take riches that didn’t belong to them. So you see, sirens are the good girls.”
“Oh, I do see!”
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2018 Emily Duchaine. Image source.
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