I said I got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
Sadly for you my last cigarette’s gone out
Concrete to leather
Now that
we live in Blade Runner who wants to take me to a noodle bar where cyberpunk people chase each other?
Before you reach under your fedora to scratch that “both sides” itch about Trump and the forest fires, realize these are federal forests and then go do literally anything else with your day.
“A father of a Parkland school shooting victim appeared on ‘Fox & Friends’ over the weekend and suggested, without evidence, that Democrats registered the accused shooter to vote from jail as part of an effort to steal Florida’s election … There was a kernel of truth at the heart of the segment and the spiraling social media outrage that accompanied it: Nikolas Jacob Cruz really did register to vote in July, listing his home address as the county jail where he awaits trial after police say he confessed to the mass shooting … He registered as a Republican, which ‘Fox & Friends’ didn’t mention.”
—Avi Selk
you mean, constantly undermine it for black people but constantly bombard white people with messages about its importance? because we already do that, and for similar reasons https://t.co/E1ni8ey0yv
— Greg Афиногенов (@athenogenes) November 12, 2018
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun … within an acceptable melanin range of course.
In an ironic twist
Sinema was pushed across the finish line to victory by Republican voters who thought they were ordering pay-per-view.
Further
let’s identify all these baby Nazis and make sure their college plans get upended.
No matter the outrage, most of those seig heiling squirts are going to end up working in insurance and realty (and probably auto sales) anyway because that’s what always happens.
I have loved this show
from the beginning. Who would ever have thought it could end up here capable of something as transcendent as this?
Let there be Rawk and/or Roll
All the things Greta Van Fleet wants to be The Struts really are. On Sunday, they were playing Ace like it’s fucking Wembley. This is the smallest show Chris and I have seen them play yet somehow the biggest.
This was the perfect show to happen soon after the fake Freddie Mercury movie.
And I have used the kind of futuristic technology you have enjoyed in such films as Jurassic Park to create a 3D rendering of me at the show:
I will sing songs of us out there in the breach
oiled up astride a pile of dead Orcs as is my mode
Oh, reunion plz. I get it now.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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