POPULAR ALT-RIGHT PERSONALITY:
“That stove burner is not hot, it’s not even a stove. It’s a basket of kittens. Go ahead and touch it.”
ME:
“It’s clearly a stove and it’s on and there is fire coming out, please don’t touch it.”
‘DEPLORABLE’ WHITE KNIGHT:
[coming to rescue]
“Hey GENIUS, he didn’t say stoves don’t get hot, just that you can pet the kittens and also it’s your fault immigrants are taking all our jobs!”
*20 people immediately like this*
ME:
“That’s not how words work, but alright. I’m just going to accept it.”
You don’t change anyone’s mind by winning one argument.
It’s something that washes over them slowly over many conversations, and they’re never going to tell you … But
people being willing to shout into the void
is largely to credit for my current worldview.
So I guess that’s why I do it.
I like to comment in echo chambers for opinions the opposite of my own.
—bwargh von modnar
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