We’re all seeing the same thing here right?
This looks so cartoonishly ridiculous that I’m surprised people aren’t bursting out laughing at the trailers, though I am heartened by the fact that zero people laughed at the attempts at humor *in* the trailer.
And that cyber dude – for all the millions spent on this thing – looks like he’s straight out of that Willie Aames bible superhero shit that was syndicated back in the 90s.
Wonder Woman is the only thing in this picture that doesn’t look dumb as hell.
Affleck’s take on Batman is ‘what if Bruce Wayne stepped on a rusty nail and was too stubborn to go get a tetanus shot?’
Now THAT’s more like it.
Yes, I am not a mature person, but I am a highly skilled idiot. This of course leads to things like this happening.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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