this state is great

“Is­n’t it the mo­ment of most pro­found doubt that gives birth to new cer­tain­ties? Per­haps hope­less­ness is the very soil that nour­ish­es hu­man hope; per­haps one could nev­er find sense in life with­out first ex­pe­ri­enc­ing its absurdity.”
—Vá­clav Havel

“Ab­sur­di­ty is one of the most hu­man things about us: A man­i­fes­ta­tion of our most ad­vanced and in­ter­est­ing characteristics.”
—Thomas Nagel
 

It is so nice today
that i have de­cid­ed to just sit out on my porch drink­ing and blast­ing Screamin’ Jay Hawkins.

I also have gath­ered quite the au­di­ence of neigh­bors who want to en­joy the free beer i have to offer. 

Is this what it is like to be ex­treme­ly lo­cal­ly famous?

And
be­cause i am a slob
who walks around with­out his shirt on 

I was just propo­si­tioned by a lady in a park­ing lot
via the phrase

“ey yo you want to have a good time and get dat dick sucked”

and i trans­late that to be 

“your flab­by fat body is sexy as fuck”

and this was my hap­py night cap,
got­ta love Florida. 

Also she was a very at­trac­tive woman so i wish her the best in all fu­ture busi­ness endeavors.

 
 

—lo­gan shepard

Flom­mist Lo­gan Shep­ard is a philoso­pher at heart, an artist in spir­it, and a dic­ta­tor in thought. You can think of him like a mod­ern Dio­genes sans the whole be­ing home­less thing. Copy­right © 2016 Lo­gan Shep­ard. Pic­tured: “I was go­ing to go to sleep but, I can’t, so as per usu­al I made a lady paint­ing for fun.”

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