the actual scenario

Okay I think I get it now guys: 

You can make jokes *on the square* about fuck­ing me and they are hi­lar­i­ous and not at all threatening, 

but

when I throw back jokes about how you can’t even pull desperate –

then

I’m an “ass­hole” and a “dick” who “went too far” and took “my pe­ri­od” out on you.

Or hey,

maybe coun­ter­point: You’re a lit­tle bitch whose “no­body touch­es my dick” nice guy schtick is get­ting su­per old and cloud­ing your bull­shit in­ten­tions with hu­mor isn’t ac­tu­al­ly as clever as you think it is, while I am ac­tu­al­ly just su­per funny. 

Yeah that’s prob­a­bly the ac­tu­al scenario.

And I re­al­ly need to stop slap­ping peo­ple with my tampons.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto: Na­tal­ie in a GI­ANT blowup colon, “Health fair co­in­ci­dence or per­fect­ly timed metaphor for my even­tu­al es­cape from Cor­po­rate America?”

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