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1982 cheese

As I left Costco, the woman who checked me out said,

“You know you’re supposed to eat cheese at room temperature, right?”

I smiled and nodded.

“Yeah!” She said, “I should know! I was the Cheese Queen of Wisconsin in 1982!”

I may have too excitedly said,

“HOLY SHIT! I’M STANDING HERE TALKING TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OF WISCONSIN!”

She let out a genuine belly laugh and threw her head back.

It was the best.

—emily duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2019 Emily Duchaine. Pictured: Not her.

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Posted
Sat 14 Dec 2019

Emily Duchaine

1982 cheese

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