101 things i love

lau­rie:   
here are 101 things i love:
slip­pers with se­quins, fur vests, and booties. not the kind ba­bies wear. the kind with 6 inch stilet­to heels. the baby kind are al­right i guess – if you’re a baby.

lucy:   
that wasn’t any­where near 101 things!

lau­rie:   
you know what else i like?
ex­ag­ger­a­tion and hy­per­bole. i won the miss ex­ag­ger­a­tion pageant in 2012.

lucy:   
they don’t have a miss ex­ag­ger­a­tion pageant

lau­rie:   
oh! and i re­al­ly like the­saurus dot com. but you can’t or­der a hand­bag at the­saurus dot com. oh! and i love jeans in every colour of the rain­bow. and also some colours not in­clud­ed in the rain­bow. so i bought sev­en hun­dred and fifty eight pairs.
 

an­i­ma­tion i did for bloomingdale’s a few years ago. 

hope you like it – i want to be a real life mad men woman. so feel free to send to art di­rec­tors, cre­ative di­rec­tors, and also reg­u­lar people.
 

—lau­rie rosenwald

Flom­mist Lau­rie Rosen­wald is an Amer­i­can il­lus­tra­tor, au­thor, artist, and de­sign­er. Copy­right © 2016 Lau­rie Rosenwald.

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