shown to Disney shareholders reveals Luke’s first words in upcoming The Last Jedi to be “Fuckin’ shit, yo”
Star War makes this shit so easy.
You just blast the baddies,
run up a ramp
hyperspace the fuck out.
“Didn’t you kill all those people like an hour ago on Sephaluust?”
<< Blast! >>
Run run run run run.
Clomp clomp clomp.
The reveal of Yoda and his diminutive figure in Empire would be greatly undermined by his appearance in prequel films if anyone were dumb enough to make some.
Yeah Joseph Cambpbell is all about this shit.
Why don’t you watch a Star War it’s good.
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