“Isn’t it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope; perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity.”
“Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: A manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.”
It is so nice today
that i have decided to just sit out on my porch drinking and blasting Screamin’ Jay Hawkins.
I also have gathered quite the audience of neighbors who want to enjoy the free beer i have to offer.
Is this what it is like to be extremely locally famous?
because i am a slob
who walks around without his shirt on
I was just propositioned by a lady in a parking lot
via the phrase
“ey yo you want to have a good time and get dat dick sucked”
and i translate that to be
“your flabby fat body is sexy as fuck”
and this was my happy night cap,
gotta love Florida.
Also she was a very attractive woman so i wish her the best in all future business endeavors.
Flommist Logan Shepard is a philosopher at heart, an artist in spirit, and a dictator in thought. You can think of him like a modern Diogenes sans the whole being homeless thing. Copyright © 2016 Logan Shepard. Pictured: “I was going to go to sleep but, I can’t, so as per usual I made a lady painting for fun.”
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