why.

Okay. One more thing.

What is this. Re­al­ly. Why would any­one wear this. I’m not even go­ing to put ques­tion marks af­ter those sen­tences be­cause I don’t need an­swers. We all know the answers.

It looks like some­one said, 

“Hey, you know what would be great? If we took that one dress, you know the one – that some­one’s moth­er in law would wear to a wed­ding – and we made it into a shirt! Keep­ing with the shape­less, un­flat­ter­ing, boxy cuts of those kinds of dress­es, of course! And in the same ter­ri­ble mut­ed col­ors too! But let’s make sure it shows a lit­tle mid-drift. We can’t have this too be TOO boring!” 

I be­lieve this is called ‘dusty rose.’ There’s a rea­son this col­or stopped be­ing seen af­ter the mid nineties.

Not just a shirt, a FAN­CY SHIRT. With LACE.
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2017 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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