“Wait, why can’t the old Taylor come to the phone? Who is this? Look lady, somebody is going to have to pay for all these Edible Arrangements.”
A man lives long enough he sees some things.
The end of history, the death of heroes, the backlash against Katy, Arcade Fire, and Taylor all in the same month.
“We’ve ended the war on beautiful, clean coal, and it’s just been announced that a second, brand-new coal mine, where they’re going to take out clean coal – meaning, they’re taking out coal. They’re going to clean it – is opening in the state of Pennsylvania …”
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You read that right. President Dipshit is as stupid as all his douchead defenders in comments sections.
He really believes clean coal is coal that has been washed.
“But the keystone of this vernacular is ‘cuck.’ A shortening of ‘cuckold,’ an old word used to refer to men who allow their partners to sleep with other men (and often find sexual gratification in the humiliation of it), its use has become the sine qua non of alt-right group membership.”
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Listen up fellow Honkeys:
Colleen Dagg is what we should aspire to be with our privilege.
This video is beautiful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plqPXzyyuqQ
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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