verily! because learn improv from who you heard on radío flomm

~~A Quest Into the Depths of Harold –– a sin­gle scene~~

jes:
*en­ters house af­ter work* Hel— Oh no. What plagues you, my husband?

kevin:
I search for an­swers of a Harold nature.

jes:
Ooo! Then why does your face de­scribe such an an­guish as if your vis­age is stuck be­twix two equal­ly sol­id objects?

kevin:
With­in the dark elec­tron­ic depths, I have dis­cov­ered men­tion of a be­gin­ning which my wis­ened eyes do not recall.

jes:
oooook. What name per­plex­es you so?

kevin:
The *()$@#

jes:
*eyes wide. Backs up slow­ly* Oh.. I know of what you speak. The *()$@#. It se­crets rest upon the velum of an an­cient im­prov tome. One the fool­ish croon of its knowl­edge, but only the tru­ly fool­ish have digested.

kevin:
Nay, its truth does not lay upon those scrip­tures. I peered into the sa­cred tome. It is not there.

jes:
*Backs up more* To such an eye, wise and know­ing as yours, I do not doubt. Per­chance the an­swer hid it­self from you, like a code be­tween the lines? Hath you peer­ing IN MY TOME?! *presents said tome filled with sticky notes, notes in mar­gins, and bat­tered spine*

kevin:
No … NO. I am an ea­gle for knowl­edge. None es­capes my sight, and *()$@# does not ex­ist with­in the sa­cred tome. Tis a phantom!

jes:
Ver­i­ly it doth ex­ist!! *flips through pages* in the ex­er­cis­es section.

*()$@# – Take Kev­in’s HAROLD class to dis­cov­er the long-lost Harold open­ing, to gain the true knowl­edge of the Harold.

 

Hold on to your ob­ject work hats! This class will strength­en your scenes work and in­tro­duce to the struc­ture called The Harold. This class is also great for all per­form­ers, in­clud­ing im­pro­vis­ers, stand up co­me­di­ans, and ac­tors. In­clud­ed is a grad­u­a­tion per­for­mance for friends and fam­i­ly! Re­serve your Spot.

 
 

“Hey.
Look.
Listen.
I don’t want to stop your scrolling but I need to plug my class.
Now, if you’re sick of me plug­ging my class, as much as I am, then sign up. And then sign up four of your friends.
Next thing you know, the class is filled and boom. No more hype!
So click the link, pay the mon­ey and learn some sweet stuff.”
—kevin
 
 

—jes

Flom­mist Jes ex­ists for mo­ments of fiery in­spi­ra­tion. See her in­spi­ra­tional byprod­ucts at jdeprez.com. Copy­right © 2019 JES DEPREZ.

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