uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (cont)

“To un­der­stand their per­spec­tive, con­sid­er this hap­pen­ing in the con­text we nor­mal­ly think of as a na­tion­al se­cu­ri­ty threat: Imag­ine that dur­ing the 2016 pres­i­den­tial elec­tion, a can­di­date pub­licly in­vit­ed the Is­lam­ic State to bomb the De­mo­c­ra­t­ic Par­ty head­quar­ters. And then imag­ine that such a bomb­ing in fact took place, re­sult­ing in the worst ter­ror­ist at­tack in U.S. his­to­ry. Now fur­ther imag­ine that the new pres­i­dent not only had no in­ter­est in learn­ing more about who caused the at­tack or bring­ing them to jus­tice, but in fact went out of his way to make nice with the Is­lam­ic State and of­fer them po­lit­i­cal and diplo­mat­ic con­ces­sions. Fi­nal­ly, imag­ine that there may be ev­i­dence that mem­bers of the president’s cam­paign or oth­er Amer­i­can cit­i­zens were ac­tive­ly or pas­sive­ly in­volved in fa­cil­i­tat­ing such an attack.”
—For­mer FBI agent Asha Ran­gap­pa
 

“For some rea­son or an­oth­er, this is­sue of cli­mate change has emerged as a para­mount is­sue for the left in this coun­try and around the world”
—Unit­ed States vice pres­i­dent Mike Pence
 

Here’s the thing: The GOP is a mi­nor­i­ty par­ty not just here but globally. 

Sure, there are right wingers and con­ser­v­a­tives world­wide but the ded­i­ca­tion to ‘cut off your nose’ stu­pid­i­ty is spe­cif­ic to Amer­i­can conservatism. 

It is breath­tak­ing how trib­al and stu­pid this cult is, all while in­sist­ing it is they who are the smartest peo­ple in the room.
 

“The smell of burn­ing leather
As we hold each oth­er tight
As our riv­ets rub together
Flash­ing sparks into the night”
—The Tubes, Don’t Touch Me There

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malmberg.

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