Okay, this shitwich – pictured above in front of George gesturing – needs to catch a beating.
If ya want em, Cuffs has got a few back in. Get down there before some other chucklehead snaps em up first. Kicksville has some too.
Or order one online, cause FLOMM is ‘international.’ Though we are here to make Sacramento famous.
What is this? This.
“Over the course of our nation’s history, we have faced inflection points – times when we had to decide who we are as a country and what we stand for. Now is such a time. Beyond policy disagreements and partisan gamesmanship, there is something much more fundamental hanging in the balance. Will we remain faithful to our country’s core values?
“Our founding documents set forth the values that make us who we are, or at least who we aspire to be. I say aspire to be because we haven’t always lived up to our founding ideals – even at the time of our founding. When the Declaration of Independence proclaimed that all men are created equal, hundreds of thousands of African Americans were being enslaved by their fellow Americans.
“Not so long ago, all across the Jim Crow South, our country’s definition was defiled by lynchings, the systematic disenfranchisement of African-American voters, and the burning of freedom riders’ buses. And still today, we have yet to realize fully our nation’s promise of equal justice.
“But while we have too often fallen short, we have remained dedicated to our defining principles in our resolve to form a more perfect union. These principles have remained if not fully who we are, at least who we seek to be.
“Despite our differences, we as Americans have long held a shared vision of what our country means and what values we expect our leaders to embrace. Today, our continued commitment to these unifying principles is needed more than ever.
“What are the values that unite us? You don’t have to look much further than the Preamble to our Constitution, just 52 words, to find them:
‘We the people of the United States’ (we are a democratic republic, not a dictatorship) ‘in order to form a more perfect union’ (we are a work in progress dedicated to a noble pursuit) ‘establish justice’ (we revere justice as the cornerstone of our democracy) ‘insure domestic tranquility’ (we prize unity and peace, not divisiveness and discord), ‘provide for the common defense’ (we should never give any foreign adversary reason to question our solidarity) ‘promote the general welfare’ (we care about one another; compassion and decency matter) ‘and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity’ (we have a responsibility to protect not just our own generation, but future ones as well).
“Our forefathers packed a lot into that single sentence. Our Bill of Rights is similarly succinct in guaranteeing individual liberties – rights that we have come to take for granted but without vigilance can erode and slip away, such as freedom of speech (our right to protest and be heard); freedom of religion (the essential separation between how one worships and the power of the state); and freedom of the press (a democratic institution essential to informing the public and holding our leaders accountable).
“Our shared values include another essential principle, and that’s the rule of law – the promise that the law applies equally to everyone, that no person is above it, and that all are entitled to its protection. This concept of equal protection recognizes that our country’s strength comes from honoring, not weaponizing, the diversity that springs from being a nation of Native Americans and immigrants of different races, religions and nationalities.
“The rule of law depends not only on things that are written down, but also on important traditions and norms, such as apolitical law enforcement. That’s why Democratic and Republican administrations alike, at least since Watergate, have honored that the rule of law requires a strict separation between the Justice Department and the White House on criminal cases and investigations. This wall of separation is what ensures the public can have confidence that the criminal process is not being used as a sword to go after one’s political enemies or as a shield to protect those in power. It’s what separates us from an autocracy.
“And there is something else that separates us from an autocracy, and that’s truth. There is such a thing as objective truth. We can debate policies and issues, and we should. But those debates must be based on common facts rather than raw appeals to emotion and fear through polarizing rhetoric and fabrications.
“Not only is there such a thing as objective truth, failing to tell the truth matters. We can’t control whether our public servants lie to us. But we can control whether we hold them accountable for those lies or whether, in either a state of exhaustion or to protect our own political objectives, we look the other way and normalize an indifference to truth.
“We are not living in ordinary times, and it is not enough for us to admire our nation’s core values from afar. Our country’s history is littered with individuals and factions who have tried to exploit our imperfections, but it is more powerfully marked by those whose vigilance toward a more perfect union has prevailed.
“So stand up. Speak out. Our country needs all of us to raise our collective voices in support of our democratic ideals and institutions. That is what we stand for. That is who we are. And with a shared commitment to our founding principles, that is who we will remain.”
—
Sally Q. Yates, former acting attorney general of the United States
“Instead of trying to think like them, we’ve come to accept that, yes, they really do see us an their enemy and that means they, in turn, are ours. Our job is not to reach out to them. Our job is to convince the rest of the country of the reality before us: Republican voters are no longer fellow Americans dedicated to a better future for all our children. They’re a death cult dedicated to destroying everything because if they can’t have it all, then no one gets anything but a smoking ruin. They’ve embraced Nazis, child molesters, treason, and that’s just for starters. It won’t be long before they champion political assassination and terrorism when they lose at the ballot box. If you think that’s over the top hyperbole, two years ago you would have said the same thing about the President of the United States giving a sloppy wet kiss to Nazis.”
—
Justin Rosario
Every Trumpanzee is trash.
And here’s something for fake Christians to own up to as they congratulate themselves today on which verbiage they use:
This goes further.
What a useless turnip this guy.
He’s a token just like Tomi. They keep her around for the fantasy and they keep him around for the imagined crowd (‘we have a Gay too!’):
Trump: “I have absolute right to do what I want to do with the Justice Department.”
No, you don’t. You can do what you want with your golf courses. But the country and its Justice Department belong to the American people. https://t.co/60DFvIEMjk
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) December 29, 2017
Phil up.
Break out y’all.
2017: The year Jersey Shore cast members show more knowledge about climate change than the President of the United States.
Shoot me now.
I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017
2016 was depressing.
2017 was disgusting and disturbing.
2018 will be a fight for our very lives.Enjoy the holidays, but prepare. We have a country to fight like hell for.
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) December 24, 2017
That when you’re knocked on your back an’ your life’s a flop
And when you’re down on the bottom there’s nothing else
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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