If you expect to be taken seriously,
then it is not only preferable but required that you
KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
It’s exhausting enough having to deal with lies from the Right let alone our own side perpetuating defeatist lies between memes about astrology.
And truth is
RIGHT NOW
Domino’s glutey-free crust is legit.
Dear lord.
So much Pepsi.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2021 Jason Malmberg. With thanks for Kimberly Morales .
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