THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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thoughtfully engineered

Look at this brilliantly engineered toaster I just bought.

One wide slot with a shallow base that can accommodate any size piece of bread from thin baguette slices for crostini to a thick slice of herbed focaccia.

And here’s a glass window to watch and make sure you get the perfect level of toastiness no matter what type of bread and a fully contained pull out tray for easy cleaning and no counter crumbs.

How the fuck is this not the standard for all toasters?

Everything should be like this.

—natalie michelle

Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2019 Natalie Michelle.

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Posted
Thu 10 Jan 2019

Natalie Michelle