If I can find a way
to make a durable scented candle
that is also makeup
and a sex toy
I can make
literal billions
in multi-level-marketing
thru suburban moms
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg. Foto thing by mehallo.
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