Alright LISTEN UP.
Fake-ass Republican “Christians” don’t get to talk about, well, Christianity ever the fuck again.
This is beyond ghoulish:
Trash. All of them.
Yes. All this can get worse. And it will.
And that word “begrudgingly” – ?
Scrub that shit right out of your vocabulary. Starting now.
The enemy (and they *are* the enemy, clear as any since Germany in the 1930s) capitalizes on the wedge you present every time you trip over yourself to qualify your choice with faint sorta-kinda half-praise.
Further, I’m really tired of hearing it from personality cultists that don’t even know how progressive this platform really is (look it up. It IS).
I just saw an LA art hipster with pipe cleaner arms saying we should overthrow the government rather than vote Biden/Harris. Dude couldn’t survive a bitchslap from a paraplegic, but he’s gonna man the ramparts.
It’s not the singer this time, its the fucking song. And this song has what it takes to be really beautiful.
“So when Trump says he wants to Make America Great Again, he’s making a pretty good case for Joe Biden.”
—Michael Bloomberg
“Joe Biden goes to church so regularly that he doesn’t need tear gas and a bunch of federalized troops to help him get there.”
—Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
And if you need another reason to vote Biden it’s this: You will never again have to pretend to listen to another third-party “conscious” voter. You can just repeat your Starbucks order and go on with your life.
You wanna say that “begrudging”/“not my first choice” shit once we’ve won, go nuts. No one’s saying don’t hold their feet to the fire. You should. I plan to.
But this “I’m not really supporting this” pose y’all do has ZERO utility to any good end and is of endless use to the very real fascism we are fighting.
So I hope its out of your system until the day after the election at the earliest. If it’s not then just shut the hell up since you clearly have nothing of value to contribute anyway.
Now let’s win this shit, kick the grifter-traitors out of the White House and move the country forward. If you need to deflate your grandparents tires on election day, we understand.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg. Pictured up top: John Heartfield, Mimikry (cropped), cover for AIZ, 1934.
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