THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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blackened

and the 2019 science award goes to my landlord

for creating the new blackest black,

by once again leaving the oven on broil

with a chicken inside.

rip chicken 2019–2019.

she leaves that oven on broil at least 1–2 times a week,
sometimes it’s chicken, or some sort of bun or roll, pork ribs, who knows?

there was an episode of lois&clark where he cooks a turkey in like 20 seconds but then burns it because he was having issues controlling his heat vision.

—noam weiss

Flommist Noam Weiss made his way from Tel-Aviv to California to become a game programmer – FLOMM! v.1.33 showcases his handiwork. His superpowers include expert coding, making lists, and breathing. Copyright © 2019 Noam Weiss.

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Posted
Sat 12 Jan 2019