SCENE:
I walk into a farmer’s market wearing a Captain America hoodie (cuz comics).
SECURITY GUARD:
[signals me to stop]
“Wow, you are brave son.”
[he starts to frisk me, I instinctively let him]
ME:
‘why?’
[watch the hand]
SECURITY GUARD:
“You’re wearing a large target 🎯 on your chest.”
ME:
‘I have one on my back too.’
[walk away]
SECURITY GUARD:
[it takes a while, it hits him, he’s amused]
I can’t buy kale.
—louis hernandez
Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press. Copyright © 2018 Louis Hernandez.
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