(last Thursday evening)
aaron:
“Honey, it’s really sweet of you to want to go out and buy all these things, but you can’t single-handedly save this whole town.”
me:
*has a sad*
(last Thursday morning)
contents of our kitchen/pantry:
___ One can of Trader Joe’s chili
___ Two frozen whole chickens
___ TJ’s asparagus risotto
___ Half a loaf of rosemary sourdough
___ Some hard boiled eggs
___ TJ’s frozen butter chicken
___ Half a package of string cheese
___ Almost an entire bag of Cal-Rose white rice
___ Two boxes of DeCecco linguine and one box of DeCecco bucatini
___ Five or six containers of TJ’s instant oatmeal, some of them maple and brown sugar
___ A few cans of tuna
___ Shit to make Chex mix (that’s probably expired)
___ Veggie straws
___ A bag of minneola oranges, half full
___ TJ’s pasta salad, enough for Aaron and I eat dinner once
___ One unopened bag of Tim’s Cascade kettle chips
___ Some (cheap-ish) jars of Finnish caviar
___ Green onions
___ Lots of tea, almost a pound of coffee
___ Prenatal gummy vitamins
___ Possibly a couple cans of soup? Maybe? I honestly don’t know
___ Popcorn kernels for stovetop popcorn
___ About nine Cadbury mini eggs and half a bag of spice drops
___ Two chocolate bars, one Moonstruck, one Seattle Chocolates
___ Random condiments and hot sauces
___ A soda stream for making carbonated water
___ Some lemons
___ An absolute shit-ton of booze
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine.
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