‘paint me like one of your spoopy girls’

Okay
so I lit­er­al­ly think about how if I could just make like $40K/yr (based on where I live) and nev­er work again, I’d be be­yond stoked – I’d need $2M dol­lars to live com­fort­ably as fuck for the next 50 years. Even if I pushed it and was like $100K, live in lux­u­ry, that’s $5M.

What do you need with the $955M more dollars?

I have nev­er ever ever ever ever ever ever un­der­stood this.
 

 

If
I had enough mon­ey to nev­er work again, you would lit­er­al­ly find me on a boat along the equa­tor drink­ing cock­tails made with trop­i­cal fruits and tak­ing in the sun. 

That is it. That is all I would do. The only ac­tiv­i­ty from now un­til the grave. 

I wouldn’t be try­ing to be ed­u­ca­tion­al sec­re­tary or run­ning a pe­dophile ring or fight­ing anti-cli­mate change leg­is­la­tion, I would live my life drunk and tanning. 

I would drink my cock­tails with trop­i­cal fruits and any­thing left­over, poor folks can have so they too can en­joy cock­tails and sunshine.

No oth­er things. Period.

Why when you are rich would you want to do any­thing but live a life of leisure out­doors? It makes no sense what so ever to me.

Baf­fling.
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2019 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Hed stolen from Bri­an Huck.

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