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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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so bourgeois, that

As an old-ass adult let me tell you how this plays out …

You’re 25 now.

The ones call­ing you a “shill” and a “neo-lib” now are the ones that you’ll run into less and less over the years.

When you’re 30, you’ll see them out downtown.

They’ll still be dressed the same way they were when they were 18. They’ll say “you changed” and they’ll bare­ly veil the con­tempt be­hind it.

By “changed” they mean you got a ca­reer. So bour­geois, that.

When you’re 35, you’ll see them at the bar at Christmas.

They’ll feign niceties but then you’ll hear that they told their friends you’re “shady” while you strug­gle to re­mem­ber their name.

Shady” of course means you no longer have 6 roommates.

When you’re 40, you’ll only run into them on Face­book if you’re on Face­book at all.

They will have filled the hole of their life fail­ure with any num­ber of deeply stu­pid long­form YouTube conspiracies.

In spite of nev­er ris­ing above line cook af­ter 20 years in the in­dus­try, they’ll have some­how achieved the Real Truth that the rest of us are too blind to see.

They are prob­a­bly also still a DJ spin­ning a genre no one un­der 30 has lis­tened to in 20 years.

When you’re 45, they may still pop up as con­nec­tions of con­nec­tions and you’ll roll your eyes out of pity for your good-heart­ed friend that hasn’t got­ten around to block­ing them en­tire­ly yet.

The rea­son I bring this up is that this is an old story. 

And it’s pop­u­lat­ed by re­al­ly old ar­che­types. It’s ok if you want to just skip ahead to their in­evitable ir­rel­e­vance be­cause they are telegraph­ing it pret­ty hard.

This is what hap­pens. You’ll see.

 

Also, while I have you here:

We need mor sig­na­tures on my pe­ti­tion to make peo­ple watch Shaun Slaugh­ter on Twitch by promis­ing that he’ll wear a crop top on it that says Twitch Bitch that I will design.

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malmberg.

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