right now i just need some toilet paper.

I wish peo­ple would look at gro­cery stores like I do.

Lit­er­al­ly hun­dreds of cans of shit. Lit­er­al­ly hun­dreds of bags of that. Hun­dreds of chick­ens hun­dreds of eggs. In every STORE in any city there are what … at least 5 with­in a few blocks.

The fur­ther out you go from the cities the more rur­al, the less fre­quen­cy of stores, but they should be enough to match the pop­u­la­tion liv­ing in those rur­al areas.

It’s so fuck­ing dif­fi­cult to keep up with RE­AL­I­TY. Es­pe­cial­ly when every­one fan­cies them­selves a fuck­ing le­git journalist.

I should have post­ed this a week ago.☝

 

Any­one open their 3rd out of their 8 1–gallon jugs of milk yet?

Any­one tear into their 2nd of their 8 12–24 packs of fuck­ing toi­let pa­per yet?

6th of their 12 car­tons of 12–24 eggs??

ANY­ONE EAT 5 OUT OF THEIR 50 FROZEN PIZ­ZAS YET?!

okay well that’s a giv­en … but for every­thing else,

I DIDN’T FUCK­ING THINK SO.

YOU DIDN’T DO IT 4 WEEKS AGO EI­THER BE­CAUSE YOU DIDN’T NEED TO THEN, JUST LIKE YOU DON’T NEED TO NOW.

 

There has BEEN a con­stant flow of FOOD for fuck­ing decades in this coun­try and you’re a COM­PLETE ID­IOT – WHOL­LY COM­PLETE IN YOUR ID­IO­CY – if you thought for one sec­ond you need­ed to buy more than you need­ed for a cou­ple of weeks.

I don’t be­lieve we will have a short­age of food. Yet. Un­less id­iots keep get­ting their tax re­turns – which they emp­tied right back into the econ­o­my im­me­di­ate­ly – AT THIS AL­MOST PER­FECT­LY OP­POR­TUNE MO­MENT IN TIME.

Do we want to act like every­one didn’t just get their tax returns?

To hoard toi­let paper.

And cart-fulls of food that will ex­pire with­in the next cou­ple of weeks.

 

Also, this.

 

—blu

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