recycling at work

I swear to god
one of these days I’m go­ing to send
a com­pa­ny wide email
that ex­plains how to recycle
and then every fuck­ing time
I find food in the re­cy­cling bins, 

I’m go­ing to send it again,
and I’m go­ing to keep fuck­ing send­ing it
un­til these wal­nuts learn how to be adults.
 

You know
when I was in San Fran­cis­co and found out
you could be fined for

not recycling

and now,

sty­ro­foam

I was, like, this is some hip­py tyranny

(I mean I thought just pro­vide the mechanisms
for re­cy­cling and com­post­ing and peo­ple will do it),

 

but now
I’m start­ing to fuck­ing think
they are on to something 

be­cause clear­ly you can’t as­sume people
will be con­sci­en­tious and responsible,
god fuck­ing forbid.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Pho­to source.

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