Watched Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018).
It was a very nice looking sequel to Jurassic World (2015) but based on an incredibly dumb and messy plot whose incompetence does not quite reach the level of “so bad, so good.”
Five minutes into the movie and it was already riddled with continuity errors and plot holes that I want to discuss to death with other people. Having said that, I do not recommend it unless you are that kind of person who knows how to enjoy bad films, or really care about Jurassic Park, or genuinely enjoy Transformers films (if you fall in to the last category, I’m not sure if you and I can enjoy films together).
It’s essentially two movies. I predicted on Facebook that this movie is going to be a remake of Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997). That was 100% true, but the return to mainland comes in the middle of the runtime, and it makes an abrupt turn to become a monster film in a confined space (I say confined, but the whole event happens in an open mansion and the main monster is just kinda indoor person).
This second part runs out of story ideas, and ironically becomes more streamlined and enjoyable on a dumb action level, at least to me. The problem is that It has thrown enough dinosaurs at the screen already and I no longer cared. I think you should watch only the first or second half, and which you want to see is up to your preference.
The premise of the film is the dinosaur island with imminent volcano eruption and two groups of people rescue the inhabitants; one group intending to save the species and the other wanting to sell them, but there are major problems there. If the bad guys wanted dinosaurs for profit, there was nothing stopping them and no reason to wait until eruption.
Also, despite some people claiming that Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 (2001)’s existence, there is a quote directly from Lost World, meaning that film and the second dinosaur island exists. Granted, that one also operated on geothermal energy, but there was no mention of eruption there. There was no logic to why the rescue/hunting operation had to happen exactly before the eruption, apart from that it looks cool for an audience which doesn’t give that much thought.
There are so many recycled plot points by the way:
· Protagonist is commissioned by an white old man to go for a rescue mission (Lost World). He was John Hammond’s business partner who has never been mentioned before but now conveniently exists.
· He leaves the business to his assistant, a middle-aged white guy, who actually wants dinosaur hunted alive for profit (Lost World).
· On the island, we have a white veteran mercenary hunter who has particular tastes when he hunts animals (Lost World)
· The first “wow” encounter is brachiosaurus (Jurassic Park).
· The silent Tyrannosaurus attack from obvious angle (out of frame, but visible from characters), followed by heroic roar (Jurassic Park).
· Main characters giving medical treatment to a wounded small carnivore (Lost World)
· “We can militarize dinosaurs,” because it worked so great last time. (Jurassic World)
· “We made a vicious new species” (Jurassic World)
· Main guys let the dinosaurs loose to cause havoc (Lost World)
· A girl escapes to a small shaft, and raptor runs into it just after she closes it (Jurassic Park)
· Silent Tyrannosaurus attack from obvious angle FOR THE SECOND TIME, followed by heroic roar (Jurassic Park). It’s the same exact Rex from the first film, and she is pro at sneaking behind the camera by this point
The characterization is weak, as the makers probably listened to the fan feedback too much. The main characters in the previous film were an uptight businesswoman and a womaniser who is confident and good at his job, whose chemistry was similar to that of Han Solo and Leia in the previous films (not necessarily to the same level of success of course). They were deprived of aforementioned traits here, and became just dude and lady who exchanges kiss with no prior development. Other people are just stock characters who do not have lacks either setups or payoffs (i.e. none of them have character arc).
With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the JP franchise hit the new lowest point. It’s an astounding failure at an attempt to remake Lost World (even the Fallen Kingdom title sounds derivative). I cannot overstate how unoriginal and undercooked it is.
But the cinematographic direction is great. I wished it was in service of a better script. 4⁄10.
—toshi omagari
Flommist Toshi Omagari fights many things, most recent of which is the auto-correction of his title to florist. Copyright © 2018 Toshi Omagari.
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