It’s today.
The most crucial election of our lifetimes.
Let’s suit up and smash some fascists.
And take care to remember who supported the Manchurian Rapistdate. They don’t get to support this guy and then go back to their gay, PoC, Hispanic, immigrant, trans, hell *female* friends and say “sorry, but those emails I didn’t really understand were more important than your rights. Yolo.”
“People aren’t enthusiastic for Hillary” doesn’t magically become true because you can’t understand life outside your own body.
“I truly believe he’d be better for the country.”
“Yeah. Russia.”
“Sure, Trump has had some failures but that’s life man. It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many you get knocked down with other people’s money, lose it all, pay yourself out under the table and then declare it all a personal tax loss even though you never had any skin on the table.
“And also rape. Rape is good too. If you have time.”
“Yeah. But … Hillary … emails. And lies. Lying emails.”
Fun byproduct of this election is that it’s *killing* Trump’s hotel business with people that can afford to stay in Trump hotels.
BUT it’s priming a built-in market for Trump Discount MotorLodges for the mouthbreathers should he ever decide to tap into that segment.
“Sure Trump is the most emotionally unbalanced hateful demagogue since Mussolini but look bro counterpoint: Vaginas? Frightening if you think about it. Scary caves full of sinister mystery and one thing I have found out this election: *every woman has one*
“Fuuuuuuuck that.”
This is your candidate. Own it.
You don’t get to say you’re voting on policy because the few policies he’s detailed have been the worst kind of Teabilly nonsense.
You’re voting for a demagogue and a terrifying one. And you don’t get to call it anything else but the toxic nativist fascism that it is.
Own it. This is your candidate and this is what you’re supporting.
This is your chance to be better than this.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg.
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