Now that I know
I’m going to start this year off
FLUSH with stimulus cash,
I think the smartest play is to invest this *massive* $600 stimulus check.
So, does anyone know how I can get into guillotine futures?
I feel like the market is
trending toward the need
for revolutionary apparatus
and I would like to capitalize on the massive potential of beheading the ultawealthy that are stealing our tax money and acting like we should be fucking grateful when they return it back in the form of an insulting pittance that barely buys groceries for the month.
These MFrs broke the fucking social contract around taxation – again.
Ya’ll it’s going to be
REAL FUCKING HARD to pay
my taxes this year. I’m already mentally preparing for the degree of anger I’m going to feel but it’s going to take everything in me to keep reminding myself that if I don’t, I could go to jail.
But I’m over it, I just want my fucking money back.
I’m not paying that shit
so ya’ll can get a third yacht,
I’m paying it so that we have the collective resources to address the issues that impact all of us, like say a deadly global pandemic.
And I am paying my taxes so children aren’t fucking starving in our fucking streets, not so you can treat the treasury like your personal bank account.
I’m paying for a functional society, yet ya’ll aren’t delivering on your end so I want a fucking refund.
—natalie michelle
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