London fog was London smog.
California dreamin’ turned out to be a golden trip.
Rocky Mountain high was legal.
A New York Minute is currently under investigation.
The Great Oz has left the Emerald City.
Portland isn’t weird anymore.
Brooklyn was gentrified by Air B&B.
San Francisco left its heart in 1969.
Something is rotten in the state of Michigan’s water supply.
The Big Easy lost its cool after Uncle Sam refused to visit but Big Daddy BP refused to leave. Washington (D)idn’t ©hange in 2008 it just bought in.
China is my cosigner.
The EU is my coworker.
Russia is my old rival.
Canada is the neighbor I ignore.
I reported Mexico to my neighborhood watch.
I borrow Central America’s lawn mower but I refuse to give it back.
Ecuador is my water well.
The Middle East is my gas station.
Japan is my tech retailer.
India is my tech support.
And Africa is the part of town I avoid.
I’m a first world man with a no world mindset.
—louis hernandez
Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press. Copyright © 2016 Louis Hernandez. Pictured: British Pavilion, New York World’s Fair (cropped), 1964.
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