In a world full of Kardashians
be a
Very Reasonable Trouser
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
Amateur Backgammon Photographer
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
VHS of old Designing Women Episodes
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
Denver’s Best Frittata three years running
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
Special Appearance by Night Court’s Markie Post
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
Roanoke’s Mattress King
In a world full of Kardashians
be a
World’s Best Grandma
Coughlin’s Law
Blah blah blah poetry bars are a thing that exist
and nobody thinks that’s fucking weird
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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