mor annus horribilis

“Pic­ture the in­tel­li­gence lev­el of the av­er­age per­son, and then re­al­ize that half the pop­u­la­tion is dumb­er than that.”
—George Car­lin

 

Yeah, don’t go read­ing pub­lic com­ments on how and why restau­rants are closing –

“This is all Lee’s fault!”

“The so-called ‘ex­perts’ are lying!”

“Way more peo­ple in a year die from oth­er things!”

Imag­ine be­ing this fuck­ing stupid. 

Now think about the fact that those peo­ple dri­ve and have kids and vote.

The peo­ple who be­lieve this shit are di­rect­ly and in­di­rect­ly re­spon­si­ble for what’s hap­pen­ing be­cause their be­hav­ior in pub­lic and at the bal­lot box is per­pet­u­at­ing these prob­lems and will for decades to come.

Maybe if we had halfway com­pe­tent lead­er­ship at the Fed­er­al lev­el and a pres­i­dent who ac­tu­al­ly gave a shit, small busi­ness­es would be get­ting the help they need in­stead of places like the Catholic Church and Kanye and the Kush­n­er family.

And the CDC just said din­ing at a restau­rant is one of the worst things you can do.

This is dev­as­tat­ing but it’s al­ways about top down lead­er­ship and the state only has so much mon­ey and resources.

The Fed­er­al gov­ern­ment ex­ists to help its cit­i­zens and the states and ad­min­is­ter fund­ing and aid and no such thing has hap­pened on any sort of scale that would make a sig­nif­i­cant difference.

But peo­ple are call­ing the CDC re­ports lies and the virus a hoax.

Go get in­ject­ed with it then, you morons.

If IT IS A HOAX, then in­ten­tion­al­ly in­fect your­self with it to “own the libs.”

Ugh. Je­sus Christ.

“I can’t un­der­stand why my dick is bleeding!” 
says man who shot him­self in the dick.

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine. Ad­di­tion­al re­port­ing from Greg and Mat­tie. Pic­tured: Shots from Dillinger’s in Olympia, now shut­ting down.

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