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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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and smart people can work to mitigate the numbers they can kill

LAWS WONT STOP KILLERS KILLING A LOT OF PEO­PLE HERE ARE A BUNCH OF THINGS WE REG­U­LAT­ED BY LAW BE­CAUSE THEY KILLED A LOT OF PEO­PLE AND NONE OF THEM HAVE KILLED PEO­PLE IN A LONG TIME AS A RE­SULT BUT WAIT AM I UN­DER­MIN­ING MY OWN AR­GU­MENT HOLY SHIT IM A DUM­B­ASS
 

     

I sup­pose we should ban fer­til­iz­er
·   We reg­u­late heav­i­ly the kind of fer­til­iz­er used in bomb mak­ing.

as well as cyanide.
·   ALSO heav­i­ly reg­u­lat­ed.

Hm­m­mm, drunk dri­vers kill peo­ple, but we still have al­co­hol.
·   And we reg­u­late the shit out of drunk dri­ving.

What about the ter­ror­ists that dri­ve into a busy city sec­tion killing peo­ple?
·   Cars have myr­i­ad oth­er pur­pos­es than killing peo­ple and you can’t kill 60 peo­ple and in­jure 500+ with a truck in a mat­ter of min­utes no mat­ter how fast you’re go­ing.

Maybe we should ban cars and all ve­hi­cles.
·   See above.
 

     

Hon­ey, I think they’ve come for our 50-inch Vizio. I have to lay down some graz­ing fire. Cov­er me.”
 
 

Tired

of re­spond­ing
to the same brain-dead mo­rons
barf­ing out the same noth­ing com­ments
all over your so­cial feed
about ‘evil’
and gun con­trol
‘not work­ing’?

Feel free to save
and use this
copy paste with­out at­tri­bu­tion:

Oh bull­shit. This dum­b­ass idea that if you can’t stop 100% of killings you should­n’t both­er to try is so va­pid­ly mo­ron­ic that you should have your so­cial me­dia ac­count sus­pend­ed just for typ­ing the shit and hit­ting Re­turn. This is not at all the­o­ret­i­cal. The vast ma­jor­i­ty of oth­er civ­i­lized coun­tries in the world make gun con­trol work and they don’t deal with mas­sacres with the same fre­quen­cy we do. And no, be­fore you jump to the world’s most lunkhead­ed re­tort on cue, they haven’t man­aged to erad­i­cate all killings for­ev­er omgz. Yes there will al­ways be evil peo­ple in the world look­ing to per­form evil deeds, but mak­ing it hard­er for them to do it should ab­solute­ly be our aim and WE AL­READY DO. Af­ter OKC we made it hard­er to get bomb-mak­ing ma­te­ri­als, af­ter 911 we made it hard­er to hi­jack planes. This shit is only rock­et sci­ence to lazy, in­cu­ri­ous peo­ple cow­ing to the gun lob­by and all the goa­tee dad truck­nutz over­grown boys out there who can’t bear to have their stu­pid hob­by (and it is ab­solute­ly a hob­by) in­fringed upon in any way.

And for all your card­board blus­ter about “evil” re­al­ize that you abet that evil every time you post com­ments like the one you did. This blood is on the hands of every id­iot that lacks the imag­i­na­tion or the cu­rios­i­ty to grasp that the world man­aged to turn just fine be­fore we let the gun lob­by run the show. Was­n’t that long ago in fact. But you guys hear a grown up say some stu­pid shit on TV and think “oh, I’ll just re­peat that with­out think­ing” and we are *all* poor­er for it.

This is a state­ment, not a de­bate. I am not re­spond­ing to any more of your canned talk­ing point non­sense. Just popped in to tell you that you’re typ­ing stu­pid shit and should feel bad about it.

 

(Then turn off no­ti­fi­ca­tions on your thread. Easy!)
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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