I believe in equal rights for all people.
So naturally
when I discovered that they spent $120 million
to make a Wonder Woman film that would only be shown one time to an audience of only women and never again, I did what anyone would do:
I ripped open my crisp white oxford,
revealing my masculine hairy chest
with taut,
muscular pecs,
and let forth the mighty yawp,
“MISANDRY!”
into the empty blackness of the night sky.
I mean,
I’m in the right here, no?
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: Scene from Wonder Woman 4, published 1987.
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