measles.

“Can’t get autism if you die from polio.”
—meme
 

I just want you to know from the very fibers of the cock­les of my be­ing that if you en­counter an anti-vaxxer any­where in your sphere there is no shame at all in mak­ing pro­longed and sat­is­fy­ing fun of their white-per­son dreadlocks,
their ‘ca­reer’ as a yoga DJ in Ore­gon, or any of the oth­er seem­ing­ly triv­ial facets of their ut­ter and thor­ough uselessness. 

Your stout­ness of char­ac­ter will right­ly give you pause as you wonder
“are these jabs a bit offsides?”
and I want you to know that it’s ok to mute that part of your make­up and give it to them full-throat­ed on every of­fen­sive front of their iden­ti­ty, large and small. 

Kids are dy­ing be­cause poor­ly xe­rox­ed hip­pies have so lit­tle to rec­om­mend them­selves that they had to go and make am­pli­fied over­broad­cast snivel­ing Lud­dite ig­no­rance a lead­ing com­po­nent of their identity. 

They should be dri­ven back into the dense hu­mid cloud of their patchouli stank with as much vol­ume as you can put be­hind it. Fuck lit­er­al­ly every one of them.
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2019 Ja­son Malmberg.

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