The hot new culinary trend
for spring
for the 9th year running
is once again
7 unrelated foods compounded on to one another
in a big pile
that is awkward as fuck to eat.
“Are those beignets studded
with tater tots and cinnamon rolls
jammed in the mouth of a quail
sandwiched inside a Western Bacon Cheeseburger
floating in a bowl of French Onion Soup?”
(Sighs)
“.…. I fuckin guess.”
This has been your Malmberg Foodie Minute.
“You piece of fart.”
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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