make a day of it

“You should come to spin class with us, we meet at 4:30 a.m.”

“4:30 a.m.? For ex­er­cise? At a gym? With morn­ing people?”

“Yeah, it’s re­al­ly fun.”

“Sure let’s def­i­nite­ly do that. Can we eat Out­back steaks af­ter­ward and go to bible study? Maybe let’s fig­ure out a way to hang out with oth­er people’s poor­ly be­haved chil­dren. Oooh, in­vite your Trump-sup­port­ing broth­er-in-law and have him talk about Black Lives Mat­ter. Maybe catch a Nick­el­back cov­er band.”

“Okay, God, Na­tal­ie I get it. You don’t have to go.”

“I mean if you’re try­ing to craft my own per­son­al Hell, we may as well make a day of it.”
 

DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?!

4:30 a.m.

JFC.

 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2017 Na­tal­ie Michelle.

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