I was in the middle of a lake.
There was a submerged sitting isle that folks could swim to – it was at least a quarter mile from shore.
I was out there, chilling like a 36-year-old.
Up behind me floated a tube with a makeshift surface supporting three full-sized cats.
The tube hit something and all three hysterical, soiled, and heavily-clawed cats poured onto me ready to do anything to survive.
This is the dream I had just before waking today.
Thursday, be kind.
—alyssa rasmussen
Flommist Alyssa Rasmussen is a word tailor, educator, and artist. She also stamps hands at the door of Sacramento Comedy Spot. Copyright © 2017 Alyssa Rasmussen.
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