laying it down

TREND­ING:
Take this sim­ple quiz to find out what year it was the year you were born!

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Everybody’s all like “In­stant­gram” and that’s fine. You live your life. 

But how about some in­stant *gra­hams*? That’s the world I wish to live to see.

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Though we be many dif­fer­ent ages, sex­es, races, sex­u­al­i­ties and creeds, to­geth­er we form a mighty Un­crusta­bles. And what’s stronger than that?

What. I thought y’all were patriots?

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BRYN­D­ING NOW

Bryn gets a bagel­dog and thinks about what Tegan and Sara are do­ing right now. 

Maybe they are at a mas­quer­ade ball. 

Maybe they are look­ing into buy­ing one of those nice foot baths.

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And with a sin­gle head­line, this Ne­braskan is homesick.

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AND Rock­to­ber comes ear­ly this year!

David Lee Roth’s Cov­er of Bak­er Street (queued up, just hit play), source.

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Cri­te­ri­on Col­lec­tion just an­nounced their slate of up­com­ing fall ti­tles and I am hap­py to an­nounce that 2012’s Sex Fuck­ers is among them.

We did it Tyler!

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Phelps should have done his last race while puff­ing a bong and just be like “it’s chill and you’re all gonna have to learn to deal with my in­fi­nite nature.”

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Y’all can keep en­joy­ing the Olympic gym­nasts. The *real* daz­zling con­tor­tion­ists are the Trump sup­port­ers that are bend­ing them­selves to the break­ing point this week to con­vince them­selves that maybe Putin de­serves to have more in­flu­ence on our ex­ec­u­tive branch and hell, we may want to think about go­ing down to Ace and mak­ing him his own key to the Oval Office.

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Ru lays it down. 

And if you think for a sec­ond that if you your­self lucked into the pres­i­den­cy some­how that you’d just Do Progress Duh all over every­thing, the fact that you’re wrong isn’t so damn­ing as how delu­sion­al­ly wrong you are.

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It ain’t over yet guys!

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“That [Sky­walk­er] is our last hope.”
“No. There is another.”

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These are awesome. 

Tri­umph got real vot­ers to­geth­er be­hind a two-way mir­ror and showed them what they be­lieved were le­git­i­mate Trump cam­paign videos. Brilliant!

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Net­flix THE GET DOWN!

Fi­nal­ly giv­ing this a prop­er run-through. 

Has a pret­ty dis­tinct rhythm you have to get your­self on the wave­length of but so far is re­al­ly promising. 

I may be the wrong guy to ask though since I’m a suck­er for any­thing 70s NYC, let alone the god year 1977.

It takes them a while to ar­rive at The Get Down but this is good. 

This is only the first episode, but Vinyl this ain’t. And I love that the cast is straight PoCs and they didn’t de­cide that we need­ed Ash­ton Kutch­er play­ing Kool Herc to get this made.

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For the re­main­der of the sum­mer, I’m torn be­tween want­i­ng to re­treat to Palm Springs to re­cen­ter and dry out and re­treat­ing to Palm Springs to get re­al­ly into heroin.
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malmberg.

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