In a fair and just world,
if you social distanced, wore a mask, and stayed home for the past year, you’d get a voucher to cut the line and get the vaccine earlier.
In a fair and just world,
after I’ve received both rounds of the vaccine, I’m going out to eat in a restaurant and everyone else can get fucked.
*shrugs*
I’m at the bottom of the totem pole as far as the vaccine.
If you’re able to get the vaccine by or before the time I’ve gotten it, and you either choose not to or you don’t get your lazy ass to your appointment, and you’re still going out in public?
Not my problem anymore.
Aaron read the headline aloud without telling me it’s the Onion and I thought it was real.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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