I am often asked where I get my thinspiration.
What do I listen to on the elliptical? On the bench where all the weights are? On that machine with the hooks and the bubble helmet that spins?
What pumps me up? What gets me motivated to get hella jacked?
It’s not Vengaboys.
It’s not Pantera.
It’s not even Wagner.
It’s the one jam I can count on to amp my telomeres and spike my handsomeres and this is it:
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: WIlliam Hogarth, Untitled (dubbed the Shrimp Girl, sometimes The Saleswoman Of Crabs), circa 1740–45, source.
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