florida, for now

And with that
I have one more nat­ur­al dis­as­ter
checked off the list

I am com­ing for you next
sand storms
and I am not talk­ing about a Darude song.

Al­though
be­fore Irma
the gro­cery store
was all out of wa­ter,
tho
it still had plen­ty of beer
and on sale no less.

So
this hur­ri­cane
may have tak­en my wa­ter away
but it didn’t fuck with my buzz.

But
hon­est­ly,
I am pret­ty dis­ap­point­ed
in how re­spon­si­ble
my neigh­bors have been at stay­ing in­side

And
I was stand­ing on my porch
shirt­less
for the first por­tions of the storm with a beer in hand.

Af­ter
I found my­self dri­ving home
from pick­ing up some Popeyes

and
tor­ren­tial rain­fall be­gan
along with a lot of light­ning

While stopped
at a stop sign
about 5 feet away from me
it was struck by light­ning

I like to think this was god sup­port­ing my choice in chick­en.

 
 

—lo­gan shep­ard

Flom­mist Lo­gan Shep­ard is a philoso­pher at heart, an artist in spir­it, and a dic­ta­tor in thought. You can think of him like a mod­ern Dio­genes sans the whole be­ing home­less thing. Copy­right © 2017 Lo­gan Shep­ard.

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