And with that
I have one more natural disaster
checked off the list
I am coming for you next
sand storms
and I am not talking about a Darude song.
Although
before Irma
the grocery store
was all out of water,
tho
it still had plenty of beer
and on sale no less.
So
this hurricane
may have taken my water away
but it didn’t fuck with my buzz.
But
honestly,
I am pretty disappointed
in how responsible
my neighbors have been at staying inside
And
I was standing on my porch
shirtless
for the first portions of the storm with a beer in hand.
After
I found myself driving home
from picking up some Popeyes
and
torrential rainfall began
along with a lot of lightning
While stopped
at a stop sign
about 5 feet away from me
it was struck by lightning
I like to think this was god supporting my choice in chicken.
—logan shepard
Flommist Logan Shepard is a philosopher at heart, an artist in spirit, and a dictator in thought. You can think of him like a modern Diogenes sans the whole being homeless thing. Copyright © 2017 Logan Shepard.
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