fantastic foo

 
I am about to lose my shit.
 

 

A house two down from me has peo­ple work­ing on their backyard
and they’re blast­ing mu­sic and
only the BASS is trav­el­ing to me. 

And it’s been like this since I woke up. 

             End­less fuck­ing BASS.
 

 

And the beat is like …
             The same fuck­ing beat for hours.

And I can’t get them to stop be­cause they don’t speak Eng­lish and the home­own­ers aren’t home.

Be­cause I fuck­ing went over there to tell them to turn their fuck­ing mu­sic down because 

             TWO
                                               FUCKING
                                          HOUSES
                                     OVER
                 I
                       CAN
                                                                     HEAR
                                   YOUR
                                          CRAPTASTIC

                  BASS.
 

 

My ears and head are in pain,
             and the tin­ni­tus is go­ing all crazy freaky be­cause of it as well.

And I took ibuprofin to hope it helps SOME­THING.

I lit­er­al­ly don’t know what else to do.
 

 

Oth­er than that, it’s been a fan­tas­tic day.
 

—jes

Flom­mist Jes ex­ists for mo­ments of fiery in­spi­ra­tion. See her in­spi­ra­tional byprod­ucts at jdeprez.com. Copy­right © 2016 JES DE­PREZ. Im­ages from The Daffy Doc (1938), clan­des­tine­ly swiped from Rob­bie Edmonds.

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