esai morales daydreams of ponies

“Dude. Post-1994 Every­thing But the Girl is dope!”
—Me, age 22

“Dude. Pre-1994 Every­thing But the Girl is dope!”
—Me, now

I guess this is grow­ing up.
Ya think George Clooney ever fond­ly re­mem­bers the time he and Na­tal­ie, Blair, Jo and Tootie sang back-up on El Debarge’s You Wear It Well and thinks,

‘What hap­pened to the man I used to be?’

 

Tubbs is on the scene with a hand­ful of 3.5″ flop­py diskettes and a pi­ratey gun.
The mis­sion is Go.

 

Do any of you guys have any­one you need as­sas­si­nat­ed in the Can­cun area?

Think­ing about get­ting a Pana­ma hat to go with my new linen suit and if I am gonna go that far then a pis­tol with a si­lencer is the next ob­vi­ous accessory.

Any­hoo, DM me. I take Paypal.

 

OK.
Mo­ment of truth here.

Fuck, Mar­ry, Kill.

 

And this is just a re­al­ly hot pic­ture of Dick Van Patten.

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2019 Ja­son Malmberg.

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