emotional support boys

So it’s prob­a­bly a fair rule that if you were ever my emo­tion­al sup­port celebri­ty, you’re preda­to­ry.

Cut to me scrolling down a list,

Kevin Spacey,

David Bowie,

and

Shia LaBeouf

al­ready crossed out,

drag­ging a pen line through

Dan Avidan …
 

Bren­don Urie

and

Mat­ty Healy’s

names are un­scathed,

to the sur­prise of every­one.
 

Rule of con­duct: If Urie or Healy did some gross shit, you can’t tell me un­til March 28, okay?

Let me grieve 😂
 

*puts away links*
 

THIS IS LIT­ER­AL­LY TELLING ME THAT URIE DID SOME GROSS SHIT.
 

Also, I dun­no if you still like Markipli­er but he is still to­tal­ly fine and I dou­ble checked be­cause this shit got me wor­ried too and he pub­lished a video a week ago of him re­peat­ed­ly point­ing a taser at his face be­cause he is also still not the bright­est bulb.

 

—mel­ony ppenosyne

Flom­mist Mel­ony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s trav­eled to Vir­ginia as a com­pet­ing poet, co-writ­ten a play on men­tal ill­ness that is present­ly be­ing pro­duced, and craft­ed a pub­lished es­say check­ing the priv­i­lege and scope of art gal­leries. Copy­right © 2021 Mel­ony Ppenosyne.

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