So it’s probably a fair rule that if you were ever my emotional support celebrity, you’re predatory.
Cut to me scrolling down a list,
Kevin Spacey,
David Bowie,
and
Shia LaBeouf
already crossed out,
dragging a pen line through
Dan Avidan …
Brendon Urie
and
Matty Healy’s
names are unscathed,
to the surprise of everyone.
Rule of conduct: If Urie or Healy did some gross shit, you can’t tell me until March 28, okay?
Let me grieve 😂
*puts away links*
THIS IS LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT URIE DID SOME GROSS SHIT.
Also, I dunno if you still like Markiplier but he is still totally fine and I double checked because this shit got me worried too and he published a video a week ago of him repeatedly pointing a taser at his face because he is also still not the brightest bulb.
—melony ppenosyne
Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2021 Melony Ppenosyne.
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