My name is Em
I audit teh state
It make no sense
I gets irate
But wen I go home
I do as I pleaz
I drink the wine
And mönch the cheez
I’m Julie Lynn
I live wit catz
Dey always bring me
All the ratz
You tink thas bad
But den there’s this
My fiancé Ronnie
He obsessed with KISS
Hello I’m Maya
I can relate
Because like Em
I audit the state
At the end of the day
I put up mah feets
To sip good drink
And nom teh eats
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2018 Emily Duchaine.
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