was going to eat that

I used my leaf blow­er to clean up the leaves in my front yard
                         
In do­ing so
I found the stem of my miss­ing pumpkin
                         
That means
As the thieves head­ed off the front steps with the stolen goods us­ing the stem as a handle
                         
It snapped off on them
                         
And they STILL stopped to pick up the pump­kin to steal it
                         
At least
It went down fighting
                         
I hope it spit a seed in their eye

—lux nova

Flom­mist Lux Nova is an in­sti­tu­tion­al graph­ic de­sign slinger from the peaks and Val­leys of Utah (who hap­pens to have an affin­i­ty for shiny things and tog­gle switch­es). Copy­right © 2022 Lux Nova. 📸: mehallo.

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