do you want to end up laundering money for strangers because this is how you end up laundering money for strangers

En­tire­ly too many ac­tu­al hu­man adults:

Oh of course I’ll ap­ply for this job!

Sure,
it’s a pay­roll man­age­ment job that pays through Cash App, and sure they didn’t list what com­pa­ny I’d be work­ing for or what I’d be ex­pect­ed to do, and sure they said they’re both part time and full time (some­times say­ing it’s a set amount of hours and some­times say­ing it’s up to me), and sure it pays twice the min­i­mum wage while re­quir­ing no ex­pe­ri­ence or ed­u­ca­tion of me, and sure when they meant squab­bles they said “squalor,” and sure they don’t use prop­er gram­mar or the cor­rect form of “where” in this job de­scrip­tion   .  .  .

But what about any of that even SOUNDS like a red flag??

The only thing – tho – that kept me from go­ing all in is that their fb ac­count seems lived in. Idk if some­one else is in her ac­count or if they’re get­ting suck­ered too.

Also,
from last week   .  .  .  .

—mel­ony ppenosyne

Flom­mist Mel­ony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s trav­eled to Vir­ginia as a com­pet­ing poet, co-writ­ten a play on men­tal ill­ness that is present­ly be­ing pro­duced, and craft­ed a pub­lished es­say check­ing the priv­i­lege and scope of art gal­leries. Copy­right © 2021 Mel­ony Ppenosyne.

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